i Love AIRWOLF

 
 

You think that this is an assemblage of idle television enthusiasts.  You think that this is some sort of idle gawking, some sort of lazy limp armchair group observation-  some kind of community fair showcase to bring families together- some sort of attempt to wooh certain people with appeals to nostalgia.


You are wrong.


This is nothing less than state of the art, covert military hardware.

And not just any hardware: quasi-legitimate, renegade hardware captained by an elusive crew.  Ernest Borgnine: Alpha, Omega.

IF YOU WISH TO BE FURTHER-ENLIGHTENED (AS IF YOU WOULDN’T) ENGAGE YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE POINTING DEVICE ON YOUR LITTLE SCREEN- AND REMEMBER: YOUR LITTLE DRIVELING WITH YOUR LITTLE ITTY-BITTY-LITTLE MOUSE ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE PRECISION MOVEMENTS PASSED TO THE YOLK BY ONE STRING-FELLOW HAWK!!!!


REPENT!  REPENT YEEH. YOU ARE NOTHING!


FOOL! NON-COMPLIANT. WORTHLESS TO THE FIRM AND TO THE RESISTANCE, LEST YOU HEED THIS GREAT WARNING: “OH YAHWAY, OH GREAT ONE”, ERNEST IS WITH YOU NOW- FILLING THAT JET-RANGER WITH SWEET SWEET KEROSINE, HEAVENS’ MARMALADE~

And don’t even try claiming your little “Oh that one sentence should be a link up there; you are obviously not following web standards (and am some kind-of amateur)” bullshit with me.  I will have you know I report DIRECTLY TO ONE WHITE-SUITED ARCHANGEL, as some undefined, unknown to you double-agent, masterfully working BOTH sides of this little system and you would be well-advised to back down to your little HTML 4.0 Transitional world and leave your little ‘commentary’ to yourself..